Comments for 3 Wise Guys http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com the good, the bad, and the other one Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:53:24 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Keep on the Shadowfells – Session 9 by Korbein http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/09/02/keep-on-the-shadowfells-session-9/#comment-49 Korbein Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:53:24 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=64#comment-49 Warhammer: a puny one hannded weapon that resembles a hammer often used by wimpy clerics. Maul: A two-handed big ass weapon resembling a sledgehammer with a bigger head. The maul is usually weiled by brutish dwarf defenders to crush bone and mash an enemy's head into a pulpy mush the same consistancy as a can of stewed tomatos. Actually, the aftermath of a a well placed maul attack is often mistaken for a can of stewed tomatoes, but not nearly as tasty. Korbien being a brutish dwarf defender uses a MAUL not a wussy warhammer. Warhammer: a puny one hannded weapon that resembles a hammer often used by wimpy clerics.

Maul: A two-handed big ass weapon resembling a sledgehammer with a bigger head. The maul is usually weiled by brutish dwarf defenders to crush bone and mash an enemy’s head into a pulpy mush the same consistancy as a can of stewed tomatos. Actually, the aftermath of a a well placed maul attack is often mistaken for a can of stewed tomatoes, but not nearly as tasty.

Korbien being a brutish dwarf defender uses a MAUL not a wussy warhammer.

]]> Comment on Keep on the Shadowfells – Session 9 by cirlandir http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/09/02/keep-on-the-shadowfells-session-9/#comment-48 cirlandir Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:19:22 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=64#comment-48 My calculations say we each have 3457 XP. 3750 is required for level 4. Thus we need 293 XP each to level multiplied by five is 1465. If there is only a single encounter left, that would mean a level six encounter is required for us to level. I believe our group is effectively one level higher than our level because of uber character generation skills. However we've been beaten to a bloody pulp and haven't rested. My sad conclusion is that we are not going to level up tonight :( My calculations say we each have 3457 XP. 3750 is required for level 4. Thus we need 293 XP each
to level multiplied by five is 1465. If there is only a single encounter left, that would mean a level six encounter is required for us to level. I believe our group is effectively one level higher than our level because of uber character generation skills. However we’ve been beaten to a bloody pulp and haven’t rested. My sad conclusion is that we are not going to level up tonight :(

]]> Comment on Keep on the Shadowfells – Session 6 by Bald Man http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/keep-on-the-shadowfells-session-6/#comment-40 Bald Man Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:02:19 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=25#comment-40 Cirlandir, Do you even have the literacy skill? :) I expect to see a commensurate improvement in your grammar when you his Paragon tier. Cirlandir,
Do you even have the literacy skill? :) I expect to see a commensurate improvement in your grammar when you his Paragon tier.

]]> Comment on Keep on the Shadowfells – Session 6 by Cirlandir http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/keep-on-the-shadowfells-session-6/#comment-39 Cirlandir Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:41:06 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=25#comment-39 GANAKAS CONVINCING OF ETERNAL SUFFRAGING SKELLY TO GIVES UP HIS MAGIC BLADE. WIT ALLETH-DA UNDEAD’TH-SMOTED’TH ON LOWERS LEVEL EAST, AND ALLETH GOODLY PRAYERS OF HOPE MADED’TH AT THE BAHAMAT STATUESQUE, KORBEIN LEAPeIN A COUPLED RUNES AND SEES’TH STARS GOING DEEPER. WES WENT BACKED UP THEN DOWNWARDED TO LOWERS LEVEL OTHER. LOWERS LEVEL OTHER WAS PACKED WITH OOZE. DAMN THE OOZE! UGLY OOZE SMITED EASIRY, BLUE OOZE IN THE WATER ALMOST KILLETH THE MEATS-SHIELDS & THE SNEAK! LORIK OF COURSE NEVER SAW THE SLIGHTESTS OF DANGERS, AND DID’TH STEP UP AT THE CRITICALITY MOMENT, EXERTING HIMSELF, TO PERFECTEMANDO UNLEASH FIRE & ACID ON THE BLUE OOZE, WHICH ITSELF SPEWED HORRENDOUSING ACID. I BESEECHED MY PUPILS OF THE TIMING OF RETREATERY, BUT INSTEAD THEY CLAMAROED FOR HEALINGS (I SAVED 1 FOR THE 1ST TO FALL) AS THE TANKS STOOD FIRM AND & SNEAK’TH DELIVERIED THE ‘FATAL’ SHOT. KORBEIN LEAPeIN ACROSS THE WATER BROUGHETH A SHIELD. GANAKS IMMEDIANGLY PLEEEEADINGLY CONIVICINGLY DWARF TO SHARE MAGIC PROTECTIVENESS BEFORE JUMPER LAND ! GANAKAS CONVINCING OF ETERNAL SUFFRAGING SKELLY TO GIVES UP HIS MAGIC BLADE. WIT ALLETH-DA UNDEAD’TH-SMOTED’TH ON LOWERS LEVEL EAST, AND ALLETH GOODLY PRAYERS OF HOPE MADED’TH AT THE BAHAMAT STATUESQUE, KORBEIN LEAPeIN A COUPLED RUNES AND SEES’TH STARS GOING DEEPER. WES WENT BACKED UP THEN DOWNWARDED TO LOWERS LEVEL OTHER.

LOWERS LEVEL OTHER WAS PACKED WITH OOZE. DAMN THE OOZE! UGLY OOZE SMITED EASIRY, BLUE OOZE IN THE WATER ALMOST KILLETH THE MEATS-SHIELDS & THE SNEAK! LORIK OF COURSE NEVER SAW THE SLIGHTESTS OF DANGERS, AND DID’TH STEP UP AT THE CRITICALITY MOMENT, EXERTING HIMSELF, TO PERFECTEMANDO UNLEASH FIRE & ACID ON THE BLUE OOZE, WHICH ITSELF SPEWED HORRENDOUSING ACID.

I BESEECHED MY PUPILS OF THE TIMING OF RETREATERY, BUT INSTEAD THEY CLAMAROED FOR HEALINGS (I SAVED 1 FOR THE 1ST TO FALL) AS THE TANKS STOOD FIRM AND & SNEAK’TH DELIVERIED THE ‘FATAL’ SHOT. KORBEIN LEAPeIN ACROSS THE WATER BROUGHETH A SHIELD. GANAKS IMMEDIANGLY PLEEEEADINGLY CONIVICINGLY DWARF TO SHARE MAGIC PROTECTIVENESS BEFORE JUMPER LAND !

]]> Comment on Welcome to 3 Wise Guys by Ganak http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/06/07/welcome-to-3-wise-guys/#comment-34 Ganak Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:36:47 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=5#comment-34 An orc captain was marching his entire army to attack Karak Eight Peaks, they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice within the ancient city's walls: "One Dragonborn is better than ten orc soldiers!" The captain was enraged and immediatly sent ten of his best troops over the walls while the remainder of the company waited outside. Then came the sound of a terriffic fight going on, soon all was quiet. Then the voice spoke again: "One Dragonborn paladin is better than a hundred orc soldiers!" Well, the captain sent hundred of his best men over the walls. Soon came the sounds of fight and then silence. The voice spoke up again: "One Dragonborn paladin is better than a thousand orc soldiers!" The captain was furious. He immediately sent the remainder of his troops over the walls save only himself. There came the sound of a fierce battle, and then silence followed by the sound of a dragonborn laughing. Finally, one lone orc stumbled back from the battle and collapsed at the captains feet. "Speak! What happened?" asked the captain. The soldier replied with his last breath. "It....was..a trap..there's...TWO...of...them..." An orc captain was marching his entire army to attack Karak Eight Peaks, they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice within the ancient city’s walls: “One Dragonborn is better than ten orc soldiers!” The captain was enraged and immediatly sent ten of his best troops over the walls while the remainder of the company waited outside.

Then came the sound of a terriffic fight going on, soon all was quiet. Then the voice spoke again: “One Dragonborn paladin is better than a hundred orc soldiers!” Well, the captain sent hundred of his best men over the walls. Soon came the sounds of fight and then silence. The voice spoke up again: “One Dragonborn paladin is better than a thousand orc soldiers!”

The captain was furious. He immediately sent the remainder of his troops over the walls save only himself. There came the sound of a fierce battle, and then silence followed by the sound of a dragonborn laughing. Finally, one lone orc stumbled back from the battle and collapsed at the captains feet. “Speak! What happened?” asked the captain. The soldier replied with his last breath. “It….was..a trap..there’s…TWO…of…them…”

]]> Comment on Ganak: A History of the Name by Ganak http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/07/07/ganak-a-history-of-the-name/#comment-33 Ganak Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:32:44 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=17#comment-33 Iksar + Dragon = Sarnak Dragon's are ancient and wise, not to be dominated by any race. If you were extremely powerful would you allow a 1/2 breed to ride around on you like a lesser animal? Frogloks are a "frog-like" creature enemies of the Iksar. The Iksar enslaved them for centuries and used them in experiments. One of which yielded the Sokakar. A flying beast controlable by the Iksar. A squall is a sudden violent wind often with rain or snow. At sea it is often fatal to any sailing crew that may encounter one. Iksar + Dragon = Sarnak

Dragon’s are ancient and wise, not to be dominated by any race. If you were extremely powerful would you allow a 1/2 breed to ride around on you like a lesser animal?

Frogloks are a “frog-like” creature enemies of the Iksar. The Iksar enslaved them for centuries and used them in experiments. One of which yielded the Sokakar. A flying beast controlable by the Iksar.

A squall is a sudden violent wind often with rain or snow. At sea it is often fatal to any sailing crew that may encounter one.

]]> Comment on Ganak: A History of the Name by Cirlandir http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/07/07/ganak-a-history-of-the-name/#comment-32 Cirlandir Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:48:11 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=17#comment-32 So....Ganak is the son of Atrebe who dabbled in the dark arts. Let me get this straight...Atrebe merged a dragonborne with a dragon to form a 1/2 dragonborne 1/2 dragon? WTH do you call that? And are you inferring that non-combined dragons are stupid? Also, what is a Froglok and why do you have to combine a dragon with anything to get them to fly? Atrebe is the son of Rile. Rile was killed by a squall (WTF is that) at sea that was summoned by the "real" dragons, and is the son King Sathir whose soul is trapped in an amulet. So….Ganak is the son of Atrebe who dabbled in the dark arts. Let me get this straight…Atrebe merged a dragonborne with a dragon to form a 1/2 dragonborne 1/2 dragon? WTH do you call that? And are you inferring that non-combined dragons are stupid? Also, what is a Froglok and why do you have to combine a dragon with anything to get them to fly?

Atrebe is the son of Rile. Rile was killed by a squall (WTF is that) at sea that was summoned by the “real” dragons, and is the son King Sathir whose soul is trapped in an amulet.

]]> Comment on Keep on the Shadowfells – Session 4 by Cirlandir http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/07/04/keep-on-the-shadowfells-session-4/#comment-22 Cirlandir Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:31:21 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-22 From the journal of Cirlandir: Although I tried to pursuit musculs bashing early on, I finally see why bishops directioned me to stay true to bahamut divinestness. Brunging forward the light in the middle of the pack to siiiinge the baddies and stronging the peeps is goodly. Today the baha glow shone stronger than ever, and I feel more power wellsing inner me. We smote a bunch of em lately, but Douvan's training we aintest gots. Maybe we didn'st gits enough of the cohesioningists drills. We all have become familiarest with the trickers but something is missed. Korbein always wants to bully rush into and thinks he cant'ed containing himself against gobbos. Lorik fearsies his owning shadows. I suspects Tallow need the shadow more, and be waiting for the perfecto moment. And surely I am failing to commanding this pack is Douvan advise me. Maybe Gan'ak shoud be the commandinger. I want to say he into the cohesioning problem as I sit here and struggling to points at his flaw. Perhaps this is because of all the silver he just gave me to give to the baha coffering. And also the golders he losted righty now at me in lots, how does he losing golders and smile so big? Maybe cuz the dragons gots so much loot or something. Bahamat shine your lightest over, through, upon and amongst usses. Lead us through these depths and disintegrated those bad one. Helping us find those humans captors and returning up with riches and nices stuff to bring to the temple. From the journal of Cirlandir:

Although I tried to pursuit musculs bashing early on, I finally see why bishops directioned me to stay true to bahamut divinestness. Brunging forward the light in the middle of the pack to siiiinge the baddies and stronging the peeps is goodly. Today the baha glow shone stronger than ever, and I feel more power wellsing inner me.

We smote a bunch of em lately, but Douvan’s training we aintest gots. Maybe we didn’st gits enough of the cohesioningists drills. We all have become familiarest with the trickers but something is missed.

Korbein always wants to bully rush into and thinks he cant’ed containing himself against gobbos. Lorik fearsies his owning shadows. I suspects Tallow need the shadow more, and be waiting for the perfecto moment. And surely I am failing to commanding this pack is Douvan advise me.

Maybe Gan’ak shoud be the commandinger. I want to say he into the cohesioning problem as I sit here and struggling to points at his flaw. Perhaps this is because of all the silver he just gave me to give to the baha coffering. And also the golders he losted righty now at me in lots, how does he losing golders and smile so big? Maybe cuz the dragons gots so much loot or something.

Bahamat shine your lightest over, through, upon and amongst usses. Lead us through these depths and disintegrated those bad one. Helping us find those humans captors and returning up with riches and nices stuff to bring to the temple.

]]> Comment on Keep on the Shadowfells – Session 3 by Bald Man http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/keep-on-the-shadowfells-session-3/#comment-21 Bald Man Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:57:55 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=13#comment-21 Korbein, You find a tanner who lives in the surrounding countryside, and although he's unwilling to touch the heads, he takes the ears as a favor to one of the Heroes of Winterhaven. Tanning takes time, so he'll let you know when they've cured. Korbein,
You find a tanner who lives in the surrounding countryside, and although he’s unwilling to touch the heads, he takes the ears as a favor to one of the Heroes of Winterhaven. Tanning takes time, so he’ll let you know when they’ve cured.

]]> Comment on Keep on the Shadowfells – Session 3 by Korbein http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/keep-on-the-shadowfells-session-3/#comment-20 Korbein Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:52:51 +0000 http://threewiseguys.wordpress.com/?p=13#comment-20 If possible I want to take the heads and the ears to the local tanner. Thanat should save them. If the don't have a tanner (most towns should), I want to use the old dwarven skill that I learned as a gurad back in Karak Kadrin for preserving gobo-heads so we could sttick them on post as in the tunnels aas warning to other goblins. ( you know like they did on London Bridge with trators.) If possible I want to take the heads and the ears to the local tanner. Thanat should save them.

If the don’t have a tanner (most towns should), I want to use the old dwarven skill that I learned as a gurad back in Karak Kadrin for preserving gobo-heads so we could sttick them on post as in the tunnels aas warning to other goblins. ( you know like they did on London Bridge with trators.)

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